codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

THERE IS AN OVERLOAD OF KEVINS ON THE EAST AND WEST COAST

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

THERE IS AN OVERLOAD OF KEVINS ON THE EAST AND WEST COAST

My depression is going away!

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell)

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

condom:

katara:

*deletes problematic text post*

Are you deleting your blog

(Source: erarg)

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug