nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname is high school

(Source: funoux)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

foxnewsofficial:

you can tell so much about someone from their recently used emoji page

poetic:

can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years 

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

(Source: principatus)

(Source: dondororo)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

marowakingoff:

pick up line: do you like pasta